I send CA's, I don't have a job, I'm a conspiracy theorist, I'm a virgin who keeps chasing 1000x's but fumbles everytime
"Most of my time is spent scanning on pump.fun - that's me, a pumpooor, are you one?"
The pumpooor is the official pump.fun mascot - the embodiment of every degen who's ever chased a 1000x but ended up holding bags. We're the ones scanning pump.fun 24/7, sending CA's in DMs, and believing every conspiracy theory about the next moon mission.